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منصور العبدالله 01-02-2009 06:42 AM

معادلات منطقيه !
 
السلام عليكم ورحمه الله

والله معادلات منطقيه بس بالأنجليزي

بس رهيبه


Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + Sleep

Therefore

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore

Human – enjoy = Donkey + work



In Other words,

Human that doesn't enjoy = Donkey that works.



Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Men = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:

Men – earn money = Donkey



In other words,

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey



Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Women = Donkey + spend

Women- spend = Donkey



In other words,

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey



To Conclude:

From equation 2 and 3

Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend

So

Men earn money not to let women became donkeys

And women spend not to let men become donkeys

So we have:

Men+ women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + spend money



Therefore from postulates 1 & 2, we can conclude

Men + women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ماجد الخليفي 01-02-2009 09:04 AM

رد : معادلات منطقيه !
 
Abo Nawaf

Infact , without female Donkey we as a donkeys will not survive

so we should enjoy life togather and enjoy eating togather


http://www.qahtaan.com/works/up/get....o3jz1233467939


Abo Nawaf , do you agree with me that , when we as a human see a very beautiful women ....we behave like a donkey to attract her ....

محمد بن حمد 01-02-2009 09:41 AM

رد : معادلات منطقيه !
 
always old men behave like this,,I don't know why??

do you know why Abo 39aam...??


M7MD

صالح السنحاني 01-02-2009 02:04 PM

رد : معادلات منطقيه !
 
loooooooooool


actually I had a video presentation (in an English course) showing these equations

and the instructor was old British man

he gave me a high grade >>> of course because he agreed with me

:>:

هبشان 01-02-2009 02:11 PM

رد : معادلات منطقيه !
 
niiiiiiiiiiiiice

Abu NawaaF


But, it's not good to compare women by Donkey

We no problem .. exactly hhahah

Hey Man .,.. i hope ur wife see that

LoooooooooL

just Faighting n kickng


hahahahah


Having nice Faighting

ماجد الخليفي 01-02-2009 02:23 PM

رد : معادلات منطقيه !
 
اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة صالح السنحاني (المشاركة 561350)
loooooooooool


actually I had a video presentation (in an English course) showing these equations

and the instructor was old British man

he gave me a high grade >>> of course because he agreed with me

:>:


Boss

Can you show me that

thanks

ماجد الخليفي 01-02-2009 02:25 PM

رد : معادلات منطقيه !
 
اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة هبشان (المشاركة 561352)
niiiiiiiiiiiiice

Abu NawaaF


But, it's not good to compare women by Donkey

We no problem .. exactly hhahah



Having nice Faighting


Dear Habshan

I agree with you...we are OK but they are not..they are toooo sweet

صالح السنحاني 01-02-2009 02:36 PM

رد : معادلات منطقيه !
 
اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ماجد الخليفي (المشاركة 561355)
Boss

Can you show me that

thanks

of course yes

but unfortunately

it is a high quality vedio

so, it is huge file and I cant upload it

another reason: me and my colleagues appear in the video :(

thanks

ماجد الخليفي 01-02-2009 02:42 PM

رد : معادلات منطقيه !
 
Thanks brother Saleh

I understood.

Last week I uploaded a 3min 25 sec vedio at Youtube ...it tooks 3 hrs and 20 min

هبشان 01-02-2009 04:15 PM

رد : معادلات منطقيه !
 
اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ماجد الخليفي (المشاركة 561358)
Dear Habshan

I agree with you...we are OK but they are not..they are toooo sweet

my pleasure tell you

according to my searching

shuT ur mouTh maaaan


hhahahahaha


قووول لآهنت عالتعقيب يبو عصااام


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